Birthday Victim

You can spring this birthday prank on someone. This is our version of a “Birthday Victim Extreme Edition”. We just pulled it off today on one of our officemates, Chloe.

First, one of Chloe’s friends in the office contacted her boyfriend and clued him in on the prank. Next, our officemate Clyde started texting Chloe using her personal cellphone number, a number Chloe doesn’t have in her phone directory. Clyde pretended she was Chole’s boyfriend’s other woman, and started to “harass” Chloe. She texted lines like: At last I got your number. Hindi ako nakikipaglokohan sa iyo. Hindi ako manloloko, kundi ang boyfriend mo. Yes, I may be a bitch pero ako ang bitch na sinasamba ng boyfriend mo.

Ang taray!

Anyway, Clyde as the “mistress” told Chloe she didn’t want a fight, but she needed to meet with her that afternoon because she had “important things to discuss” with her. They agreed to meet at the nearest Starbucks. Come rendezvous time, we hid inside Starbucks while another officemate of ours accompanied Chloe outside the coffee shop to wait for the mysterious mistress. Then, as a final prank, Clyde called up Chloe on the phone while she, along with the rest of us, crept up from behind her.

Surprise!

Yes, we are an evil bunch. Just make sure the celebrant is the kind who can survive this kind of cruel stunt.