Pubic Appearance

There are perks to working in a major network. Like for instance this morning, I saw Diether O.’s pubes. Yup, that’s right.

You see, we taped him and the rest of The Hunks for a promo spot for their upcoming new show. We asked him—very nicely—to push down his pants so that we can show some skin that’s just a little bit below the belt line; we were expecting him to pull it down on one side. What we didn’t ask him to do was to pull down his pants just above his crotch—he decided that on his own. Thus, the pubic appearance.

When we were previewing the material, the female editor beside me squealed, her sensibilities offended. But I’m pretty sure part of her was titillated at the sight. His pubes were quite neat-looking, not bushy-bushy this-way-and-that. Actually his crotch area looked like he smells really nice and neat, like a combination of Ivory soap and light sweetish sweat.

I think I wanna go on a Diet.