Friday Snapshots

In the Feb. 07, 2005 issue of Newsweek, there’s an article about the Chinese actress Sylvia Chang. The article mentions her role in the Hong Kong-Singaporean film Rice Rhapsody as a Singaporean mom with two gay sons who is determined to make sure the third one turns out straight.

What an interesting premise.

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The product is JJJ Papaya Whitening Peeling Cream. It is a Chinese product. According to the package, it is a “clean out horniness whitening” cream. It promises “one minutes dispel horniness”.



Sumasakit na ba ulo mo? Wag ka, meron pa!


On the side it says:

Efficacy: This papaya whitening peeling cream by use of natural plant papaya withdraw the essence, vitamin B3, Vc, and mulberry extraction distillate, availability wipe off face die cell, restrain melanin, strengthen cell renovate, restra in melanin and blemish, skin whitening, look brand-new.

Use: Days for sub-two, first shall face wetness, and weild the product gently knead, then with cleanly water washing.

Notice: avoid into eyeball, if immodesty, shortly washing for cleanly water.

Methinks Arnel Salgado of “The Fire Within” fame has found work in China. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll just lie down for a while. I think I have a headache.