Ass If!

I’m a top who’s a wannabe-versatile. The only reason why I remain a wannabe-versatile is simple: hemorrhoids. That’s really a pain in the ass.

Today it’s been acting up again; I think I ate too much spicy food this week. Argh! I really looove eating spicy food.

So I went to see the doctor, and he gave me a prescription. He said I should take the tablets for one whole week. One week?! I was also told to put anti-hemorrhoidal cream where the sun don’t shine. One week?! That means seven days of no rimming or finger-up-the-ass sexual play.

Oh well. I’m a top, remember? Versatile goes back in the closet for the meantime.