Vice Pizza

At around two this afternoon several boxes of pizza and liters of soda were delivered to our office. What’s the occasion? It’s the birthday of our newly-elected vice president Kabayan himself. There were enough pizzas to feed all 65 of us in our department alone. When I went out I saw that there were more boxes and bottles being delivered to other departments.

If you can afford to run for the second-highest office in the land, then you can afford to buy Pizza Hut for a whole network.