McVie Says

“Life is complicated as it is. Love is just as complicated. Why go out of your way to complicate things?”

“An uncomplicated relationship is not necessarily boring. It’s just one item off your ‘Headaches of the Week’ list.”

“When in doubt, doubt. At least you won’t be half-assed about it.”

“Between food and sex, food is more reliable. Between great food and great sex, sex wins hands down. Between Brad Pitt and Colin Farell—why not?!”

“The course of true love never did run smooth. That’s why I drive an SUV.”

“One does not choose his sexual preference; one can only choose to accept or deny it. I chose to be fabulous!”