iPod, Therefore iCovet

On the cover of Newsweek is Steve Jobs and his latest Apple masterpiece; the headline reads “iPod, therefore iAm.” I’ve long admired this visionary of a man. I think he’s a master at determining not just what the consumers want, but what’s best for the consumer.

So imagine my surprise when I found out that Steve Jobs is (insert drumroll here) a Piscean! He’s a fellow fish!

Sigh. Now iWant an iPod. Waaah! Ah, iWan!