Buhok Talk

Winner hair reaction for the day:

My officemate Clyde (from afar): “Hoy Joel! Walanghiya ka, hindi talaga ako sanay sa iyong buhok!”
Me (pa-innocent effect): “Bakit?”
Clyde: “Eh nung nakita kita sabi ko sa sarili ko, ‘Sino ba yung binatang yun?’”
Everyone within earshot: “Binata?!”
Me (mas pa-innocent effect): “Ikaw naman!” (sabay hawi ng hair)