Oplan X

So here’s the plan.

OBJECTIVE: Make Miss X praning, paranoid.
PURPOSE: Nothing will make her return the phone she stole. So we just want to make her so uncomfortable, she’ll want to resign.
PEOPLE INVOLVED: Just the three of us (Lotta and the victim excluded) who know that Miss X was the one pinpointed by Lotta’s “friend.” By limiting the number of people in the know, we can avoid detection.
THE PLAN:
Phase One: Send her an e-mail detailing the features of the Nokia 6220, to be sent by someone named Magna Nocum.
Phase Two: Using a new SIM card (I have one which I got for free when I bought my Nokia), send her text messages. First day: “Hi. Cn I b yur txt m8?” Second day: “Hi. Cn I b yur txt m8? May bgong Nkia 6220 k naman e.”
Phase Three: Leave a brochure of the Nokia 6220 on her desk.
Phase Four: Send the following text message: “Alam na ng iba sa office.”
START DATE: Tonight we commence phase one.

Then we watch her squirm.

P.S. – We have even more elaborate, diabolically evil plans (which involve making Miss X “kilig,” thinking she has a secret admirer), but we decided to simplify plans and trim them to their bare essentials. After all, may takot din kami sa Dios at sa karma.