Tuesday, November 30, 2004

More Humor Therapy: Taxis and Billboards

On the way down from Tagaytay, I saw the following taxis: “Barely Here” and “21/21 Vision.” With the first one you’re not sure if you flagged down a taxi. And maybe the owner of the second taxi thought if he added one to perfect vision, he’d be, uhm, more perfect?

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There’s a billboard along C-5 going to Pasig from South Superhighway. It advertises Ricky Reyes’ Milk Rebonding Treatment. It shows two women with beautiful hair, one slightly older than the other. The headline reads: May gatas ka pa sa labi, may gatas na ako sa buhok noh!

Manay Ricky, you really should stop writing your own copy. Ganda mo kasi, lolah!