You Go, Girls!

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. (Zsa Zsa Gabor)

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. (Gloria Steinem)

I look just like the girls next door—if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. (Dolly Parton)

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night. (Marie Corelli)

I think—therefore I’m single. (Lizz Winstead)

Old age ain’t no place for sissies. (Bette Davis)

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. (Erica Jong)